UP Vandals
February 28, 2007Salamat Kay Laura… natawa ako dito… hehe…
FA *(college of Fine Arts) Wall: "nobody cares"
somebody answered: not even the carebears?"
then another: not even kier?"
then: not even zoren?"
lastly: not even zorro?"
all written by different people.
AS *(Arts and Sciences Building):
AS chairs: push button to eject seatmate"
"push button to eject urself"
"push button to kill teacher."
"push button to eject teacher"
….reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"
AS chair : "you know bobo? bobo is you!"
AS 1st floor CR: "if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."
AS 1st floor CR uli: Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot "sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is
used as noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"
CHEM: Chem chair:"push button to spray acid on prof's face."
Another chem chair: You Boron!!!"
BIO: Bio chair: Push cadaver to haunt teacher."
FO Santos: "SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO…bawal."
ENG'G: Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal: Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang
kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply: the future you are holding is very small."
GAB: Sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB: "takas ng ward 7"
MATH: Sa cr sa may math building: SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot: PAANO? "
may sumagot pa: "MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA
PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"
sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's
chair" sa 3rd floor: "BABALA: asawa ni babalu"
sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply: find x."
sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair: F*CK DA WORLD! "
tas may sumagot: F*CK U TOO! –WORLD-"
3rd floor math cr: kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."
UPIS *(University of the Philippines Integrated School)
sa loob ng music room.
"maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "
tas may sumagot nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka "
tas may sumagot uli "weh "
tas may nag-react uli "oo, sabi kokak!kokak! "
VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons "Do not steal. The government hates competition"
men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food."
men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"
NIGS *(National Institute of Geological Sciences ata..hehe):
sa isang upuan:"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply: who's nigs?"
MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot… mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"
KALAI *(kalayaan dorm ata..): nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"
AS waiting shed Ad from a Korean: "I need a English tutor."
At may nagdagdag: "Badly."
Previous Comments
steeeeegg… laf trip… =p
Posted by kim at March 22, 2007, 6:19 pmayus!
it’s like riding on memory lane…except for those found in the men’s room and UPIS, nakita ko yang mga vandal na yan!
pero hindi ako nawawalan ng pananampalataya sa “PUSH TO EJECT TEACHER”…kasi everytime makakakita ako nun sa upuan ko, pinupush ko sobra! he he… 
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lol… hahaha!
Heto reply ko “Push teacher to haunt cadaver”
nyahahaha! ang korny…
Posted by janus3185 at March 20, 2007, 9:05 am